DTBS - Chapter 91
Chapter 91: She Can Really Endure
"So you and CEO Tao knew each other many years ago?" Ming Siwen looked at Qin Qingshang, who was holding a cup of water and drinking. "You said she was working at a bar back then?"
"Yes," the cat nodded. "As a bartender, and she wasn't very good at it. I suspect her profession for this romance show is bartender."
"That's possible," Ming Siwen nodded. "Hair tied up, shirt, hands without accessories, clean nails – it fits the image of a bartender."
She paused, then continued, "But since you knew CEO Tao many years ago, why did you only become popular recently? Didn't she promote you?"
"We only met that one time at the bar I just mentioned many years ago," Qin Qingshang put down her cup, feeling a bit down. "As for how we recognized each other later, it's not important. You just need to know this much. Anyway, the biggest problem between her and me now is... she... she took everything I said back then seriously. I told her she needed to report and explain whenever she touched me, and she actually reports every single time. My good mood is completely ruined by those reports."
"Then just tell her she doesn't need to report anymore."
"But," the cat hesitated, "the main point isn't really the reports. The main point is... her serious and proper demeanor makes me feel like my head is full of garbage. Sigh, I don't know how to describe this awkward feeling to you."
"I understand," Ming Siwen nodded. "You feel that your girlfriend being too upright makes you seem very... thirsty, is that it?"
"What thirsty!" The cat was shocked. "It's... it's not that bad, but, think about it, with her current state, if we were really in bed, wouldn't she report every time she touched me? How much would that ruin the experience!"
Ming Siwen covered her mouth with the back of her hand, trying not to let her smile show.
Qin Qingshang didn't notice she was holding back laughter and continued, "Even if I tell her she never has to report again, with how much she respects me now, if our relationship gets more intimate in the future, when we're actually lying in bed together, I'm really afraid that if I don't say anything, she won't do anything. But for something like that, do I really need to beg her to do it? Wouldn't that make me seem very... very... you know?"
"So you want her to take the initiative," Ming Siwen put on her professional acting skills, suppressing her laughter. "You want her to be the one who does the 'you know what', right?"
"She's older!" The cat tried hard to look serious and make her words convincing. "And she's been single for so many years. It's rare for her to have such a beautiful and charming girlfriend by her side. It's quite normal for her to not be able to resist making a move!"
Ming Siwen felt her acting skills weren't deep enough. She couldn't hold back her laughter anymore, so she simply stood up and turned her back to Qin Qingshang.
"What are you doing?" The cat was confused.
"I'm thinking..." Ming Siwen pinched the corners of her mouth, controlling her expression. "So you want to see the abstinent person fall, is that it?"
"Pretty much," Qin Qingshang propped her chin. "Sometimes when I chat with Tao Qiuyun, I feel like she's a Bodhisattva on a lotus platform, without desires. I want to pull her down and turn her into a mortal."
Hehe, I really am a mischievous little cat!
"I see," Ming Siwen finally managed her expression and turned back. "I'll think carefully about your situation. Don't worry, I'll definitely help you."
"Ming Siwen, I'm coming to you for help because I trust you. And besides me, you're the only one here who knows her identity. Don't lie to me," Qin Qingshang said seriously. "You won't be believed if you deceive someone a second time."
"Don't worry," Ming Siwen nodded and promised her, "This time, and in the future, I will stand by your side."
The two reached an agreement.
【Ahhhhh, the live stream is finally open. If it didn't open soon, my soul, my character, everything beautiful about me would disappear!】
【Night view! Beach! Evening breeze! How romantic! This is the atmosphere a romance show should have!】
【Hahahahaha, before I thought I was watching some weird show, with escape rooms and bravely catching drug users】
【What's the activity tonight? Is it a night barbecue?】
【There should be some game, right? I see the bitter melon juice that's essential for variety shows】
【I want to see Sister Qin drink bitter melon juice (dog head)】
【Are you really a fan of Qin Qingshang?】
【I'm different, I want to see Qiu Haiwang's expression when Sister Qin drinks bitter melon juice (smirk)】
【Kick these fake fans out!】
【Can you stop calling her Qiu Haiwang? That's a derogatory nickname, please be aware!】
"Welcome everyone to the live stream of our 《Super High-Speed Heartbeat》. This is the first live romance variety show. Thank you for your attention. I am your host, Wang Lulu."
"I am your host, Mu Feng, welcome everyone."
"Today we've come to the passionate seaside, specially renting this stretch of beach as the venue for the show. Xiao Feng, do you know we have a big activity tonight?"
"Sister Wang, I heard," the male host was very supportive. "It's revealing the professions of our non-celebrity guests, right?"
"Exactly! Everyone has spent so many days together, and you might have a certain understanding of each other's personalities, thoughts, and hobbies. But if you're going to be lovers, how can you not know what the other person does for a living?"
"Then let's divide into the celebrity group and the non-celebrity group again!" Mu Feng called for the guests to stand separately. "Just having the celebrities guess the non-celebrities' professions makes the game less interesting, so to keep the audience in the live stream from getting bored, we've also assigned tasks to the non-celebrity group."
Wang Lulu held up a transparent box. "We will have the celebrity guests draw lots one by one. The slips have the professions you need to act out. After drawing a profession, you cannot speak, you can only use actions to portray the profession."
"A very interesting point about this segment is," Mu Feng took over her words and continued, "Celebrity guests can designate a non-celebrity guest they feel has good chemistry with them to guess. If you don't designate anyone, a representative from the non-celebrity group will be chosen to guess. If they guess incorrectly, then that non-celebrity guest is in for it! They'll have to drink a cup of bitter melon juice."
"If the non-celebrity guest designated by our celebrity guest also guesses incorrectly, then not only does our non-celebrity guest have to drink a cup of bitter melon juice, but our celebrity guest also needs to drink half a cup. Additionally, if they guess incorrectly, our celebrity guest needs to change their actions to portray their profession and continue again."
"Will the professions we draw be difficult? Please don't let them be some really obscure ones!" Ai Yi was scared; just hearing the rules made his head hurt.
Wang Lulu smiled. "There are many professions, it depends on everyone's luck. But don't worry, it doesn't have to be word-for-word. As long as the general direction is correct, we'll count it as correct. If you get close, we'll give hints."
Celebrity group: I knew the production team would cause trouble!
"So?" Wang Lulu looked at the six people. "Who wants to go first?"
"Qingshang and Qiu Yi definitely have chemistry," Ming Siwen pushed Qin Qingshang forward, smiling. "Let them go first, they can set an example for us."
Difficult situations help warm up their relationship. As a wingman, this is the time to decisively make a move!
Qin Qingshang and Tao Qiuyun exchanged glances, both feeling it was fine and agreed.
With the chemistry between them as wives, wasn't this kind of thing a piece of cake?
The cat reached out and pulled a slip of paper from the box. She opened it and saw: Skateboard coach.
Perfect!
Qin Qingshang was full of confidence. Wasn't this a freebie?
So, she extended her hand, made a "four" sign, then stood on one foot, dragging the other foot backward on the ground like crazy.
See, isn't this the standard posture for skateboarding? Tao Qiuyun must be able to guess it right away!
Indeed, Tao Qiuyun from the non-celebrity group thought for a moment and gave her answer:
"Cat shoveling poop."
【I spat out my water, God-level "cat shoveling poop"!】
【Hahahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, I'm dying of laughter】
【Sister Qin's confident expression instantly turned to stone, gegege】
【Sister Qin : I'm breaking apart】
【Help help! I can't hold back, why would it be cat shoveling poop】
【Sister Qiu: Isn't this action how cats and dogs bury their poop?】
【Dying of laughter, if Sister Qiu had said "dog digging the ground", would Sister Qin rush over and slap her】
【Help! Is this the chemistry between a little couple? I love it, I love it】
【Sister Ming: Ah, this】
After their shock, the two hosts burst into laughter. Mu Feng leaned against the table, laughing so hard he couldn't straighten up: "Wrong hahahahaha... Wrong!"
"Profession!" Qin Qingshang's face turned red with anger. "Can 'cat shoveling poop' be a profession! You're doing this on purpose, aren't you!"
"Cat poop scooper," Tao Qiuyun corrected herself. "Right?"
"Right your head!" Qin Qingshang no longer pretended to be a gentle and kind girlfriend.
She would remember this phrase "cat shoveling poop" from Tao Qiuyun for a lifetime!
Wang Lulu brought over the bitter melon juice, her face still showing traces of laughter that hadn't completely faded. "Qiu Yi, drink up."
Tao Qiuyun calmly took the glass and then downed it in one gulp.
In contrast to her unchanging expression was the cat who started jumping around after drinking half a cup of bitter melon juice.
【Qiu Yi is really amazing, does she have a problem with her taste buds?】
【Holy cow, a goddess!】
【Did she block her taste buds?】
【Is it possible it's not actually bitter, and Qin Qingshang is just acting?】
【Dying of laughter, Sister Qin wants to hit someone after hearing that】
【Qin Qingshang: Come, you try, you act it out】
Was the bitter melon juice bitter? Of course it was bitter!
Tao Qiuyun was simply good at enduring and pretending.
"Qingshang," Mu Feng reminded her, "You can start your second performance."
This time, Qin Qingshang didn't dare to be confident. After thinking carefully, she spread her feet apart and slowly swayed her body.
This time, she was acting out someone riding a waveboard.
She refused to believe that Tao Qiuyun could guess something weird again!
Tao Qiuyun thought for a moment, seemingly brewing her words, then opened her mouth and said:
"Electrician getting electrocuted?"
The woman specifically used a question mark to express her uncertainty.
Qin Qingshang: "...I!"
Seeing her about to pounce with flailing arms, Ming Siwen and Ding Yuyan quickly grabbed her, persuading, "Qingshang, calm down! Calm down!"
"Exactly, whatever problems you have, solve them privately behind closed doors, we're still live!"
"Let go of me! I can't calm down!"
Wang Lulu also held back a laugh and stepped forward to persuade her: "No fighting, no fighting. Xiao Feng, quickly fill up Qiu Yi's bitter melon juice."
Tao Qiuyun: ...Ah, this
Qin Qingshang still had half a cup of bitter melon juice left. She held the cup with a bitter face, and suddenly a flash of inspiration struck her. She knew how to gesture now.
For the third time, Qin Qingshang had no other unnecessary movements. She extended her left hand, then used her right hand to tap her left forearm, winding upwards, and finally stopping at her cheek.
This time, if Tao Qiuyun guessed wrong again, she would...
"Skateboard coach." Tao Qiuyun said unhurriedly, with a steady confidence.
"Congratulations on guessing correctly! Word for word!" Wang Lulu applauded. "You're amazing, Qiu Yi!"
【Wait, why did she suddenly get it right this time? Is this related to skateboarding?】
【Hehehe, it's a little secret unique to Sister Qin, right】
【Sisters, the secret code was indeed correct】
【I'm dying from shipping them! I'm dying from shipping them!】
Tao Aiqin, who was watching the live stream, blinked. "Sys, did I miss some sweet moment?"
System: "I don't know."
"Woof~" Why isn't she digging anymore?
Big Bold, who had just seen Qin Qingshang sliding on the screen, also excitedly started digging at the tile floor with his two front paws.
Tao Aiqin rubbed the dog's head and said to it, "My female lead mom has a bad temper. You absolutely must not dig in front of her, or I'm afraid you'll get hit. Be good~"
"Woof?"
Why would she hit me? Aren't I cute?
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