DTBS - Chapter 92
Chapter 92: She's a Savage
Ming Siwen was the second celebrity guest to be sent out. She chose Zhou Linwan as her partner, and her luck was quite good; the profession she drew was weather reporter.
Ming Siwen first gestured a "five," then moved her ten fingers together, raising her hands and mimicking rain falling from top to bottom. Afterward, she faced Zhou Linwan, raising her left hand to the side and drawing a circle...
"Weather reporter?" Zhou Linwan guessed.
The meaning was close, so the host counted it as correct.
Ming Siwen's group had a great start!
Seeing this, Qin Qingshang couldn't help herself. She reached out and poked the woman beside her in the waist, pouting, "Look, they got it right away. We have zero chemistry. Reflect on yourself."
Tao Qiuyun pursed her lips. "We guessed three times. Rounding up, that's also getting it right in one go."
Cat was shocked. "Is that how rounding up works?! You're still arguing!"
"I'm not arguing, I'm telling a joke, trying to comfort you," Tao Qiuyun turned her head to look at her.
"Is this comfort?! Is this how you comfort people?" Cat was speechless.
The netizens in the live stream burst into laughter, amused by them. The celebrity group's imitation skills were quite good. Perhaps they had agreed on who to choose, as the subsequent celebrity guests all chose Zhou Linwan as the person to guess the words.
The comments were all saying it was because they were afraid that Qiu Yi was the representative chosen by the civilian group.
And Miss Zhou didn't disappoint. Except for the profession of mortician, which took two guesses, she got everything else right on the first try.
"Alright, our little game segment ends here. Miss Zhou is the MVP of this game, truly amazing!" Mu Feng applauded her. "Now it's time to guess the real professions of our civilian group. The celebrity guests need to observe and interact during this time and write down the professions of our civilian guests. Here, Sister Wang, hand out the whiteboards."
Wang Lulou handed out six whiteboards and black pens to the celebrity guests, smiling, "We'll say a guest's name, and everyone will write down the profession you think is most likely. Whether you guess right or wrong... let me keep you in suspense for a moment."
"However," she paused, then continued, "just now, the program director saw comments in the live stream hoping that the other civilian guests would also guess, so we've decided to temporarily change the rules and give each of our civilian guests a whiteboard as well. Everyone can guess together."
"As for the civilian guest whose profession is being guessed, please write down your own profession for us to verify."
So, after speaking, Wang Lulou brought four more whiteboards and distributed them to the civilian guests.
【Hahahaha! So malicious! You just want to see Sister Qiu's answer, right?】
【I admit, I just want to see what Qiu Yi can guess! (dog head)】
【Go, Sister Qiu!】
【Dying of laughter, Qiu Yi's line "Cat is scooping poop" must be the peak, right?】
【Sister Qin definitely can't look at the trending searches on Weibo, she'll explode if she sees them】
【Huh? Are you talking about the GIF comparing Sister Qin's sliding motion to a cat burying its poop? (dog head)】
"First," Mu Feng looked at his cue card and said with a smile, "Jiang Lihe! Please write down the profession you think is most likely for him."
Jiang Lihe sat on the plastic chair, still maintaining that aloof expression that kept people away. He knew this was just the program going through the motions; after all, his profession was CEO, and everyone already knew.
"Okay, looks like everyone has finished writing," Wang Lulou looked at the six guests. "Please show your answers to the camera!"
【Male Guest Group】
Meng Wuzhong: Second-generation rich
Bai Yunquan: NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) relying on parents
Ai Yi: Company executive
Wu Shenfeng: Domineering CEO brother with rainbow-colored eyes ^-^
【Female Guest Group】
Ding Yuyan: Sufeng CEO PS: Saw him at a celebrity dinner, didn't figure it out myself
Ming Siwen: Rich guy who hasn't been beaten down by the workplace
Zhou Linwan: Sufeng CEO PS: Accidentally saw Qingshang's answer
Qin Qingshang: Sufeng CEO
Tao Qiuyun:
"Um," Mu Feng looked at the whiteboard in Tao Qiuyun's hand, confirmed it was blank, and asked in confusion, "Qiu Yi, didn't you have time to write?"
"No," Tao Qiuyun shook her head. "I deliberately didn't write."
"Why?" Wang Lulou was puzzled. "Aren't you afraid of the penalty?"
"I don't want to write." Tao Qiuyun didn't want to waste any ink on Jiang Lihe.
She said this without any reservation. Although her voice was gentle, it showed a strong sense of disdain, as if she had completely torn off the pretense with Jiang Lihe.
"You're quite arrogant, Qiu Yi." Jiang Lihe's face instantly darkened.
Staring at the words "Sufeng CEO" on his whiteboard, Tao Qiuyun smiled, her eyes filled with coldness. "You threatened Qingshang. Why would I still give you face?"
"You!" Jiang Lihe didn't expect her to dare to confront him like this in the live stream.
This woman, she was even more arrogant than him! How dare she!
【Holy crap, awesome!】
【Sister Qiu—! (Screaming)】
【So cool! So cool!】
【I thought she was the gentle type, but it turns out she's a cool girl, Wuwuwu sister look at me】
【Huh? Did something happen between them privately that we don't know about?!】
【Threatened Qin Qingshang? Holy crap, does Sufeng have no shame?】
【Speechless, what happened to my sister? You Sufeng people are biting like mad dogs】
【Quick, fight! (Suddenly excited)】
"Alright!" Wang Lulou quickly smoothed things over. "Our staff will record everyone's answers. Now let's move on to the next round. The next civilian guest is Wu Shenfeng. Please write down your guess for his profession..."
"Bang!"
Jiang Lihe threw the whiteboard in his hand onto the ground. He stood up and snorted, "I'm not filming this show anymore."
Hearing this, the two hosts were stunned. They clearly hadn't encountered someone quitting on the spot during a live stream before. This was a live broadcast accident!
They could imagine how wild the live stream was going right now.
"Mr. Jiang," Tao Qiuyun sat upright in her chair and called out to Jiang Lihe, who had turned to leave, chuckling softly, "Is this the demeanor of Sufeng?"
Jiang Lihe turned his head, his expression cold and stern. "Qiu Yi, don't think too highly of yourself. You people are always targeting me. My attitude has been very gentle. If it weren't for the live stream..."
"Mr. Jiang, you're the one who shouldn't play the victim. Things are mutual." Tao Qiuyun met his gaze without flinching. "If you want to quit the show, pay the breach of contract penalty in front of the live stream audience. Don't leave it for a lawsuit. What? Do you think anyone will try to keep you?"
Jiang Lihe moved his lips. He looked at Wang Lulou. "The breach of contract penalty will be transferred to you later."
After saying that, he stared at Tao Qiuyun. "You wait."
"You don't have the standing to make me wait." Tao Qiuyun turned her head and looked at the stunned Wang Lulou. Her expression was still that gentle and refined look, and she spoke softly and kindly, "Can we start the next round?"
The more casual she was, the more Jiang Lihe looked like a clowning buffoon.
But Jiang Lihe also knew that if he got angry and acted out now, he would be in the wrong. It was better to just leave like this; maybe he could even gain some sympathy from netizens.
Seeing Jiang Lihe leave, Qin Qingshang looked at Tao Qiuyun, who was sitting beside her with her aura fully unleashed, and couldn't help but poke her in the waist, hoping she would tone it down a bit.
At least you're wearing the skin of a bartender, don't do such domineering CEO things!
Tao Qiuyun lowered her eyes...
Qingshang, she really doesn't want my identity to be exposed.
"Then..." Wang Lulou pushed the process forward with difficulty. "Next is Wu Shenfeng. Please write down your guessed profession for him!"
Unanimously, the guests all guessed student or graduate student. Wu Shenfeng finally revealed his answer: Tea shop successor.
He had indeed just graduated from university not long ago, but his family grew tea leaves, covering various types. It was a family chain store, with the entire family from top to bottom involved in the business. He said that many tea-loving big shots liked to buy tea from his family.
Hearing Wu Shenfeng say that his maternal uncle sold yellow tea and mentioning that uncle's name, Tao Qiuyun realized it was Boss Zhang, who had previously given her Junshan Yinzhen tea.
What a small world!
【Good heavens, no wonder the tea flavor is so strong】
【That's purely a stereotype, I didn't expect Wu Shenfeng to also be an Nth generation rich】
【None of the civilian guests are simple, are they?】
【Ahhhhh, Brother Shenfeng is so handsome】
【Absurd, no wonder he wasn't afraid of Jiang Lihe. With this identity, he really doesn't need to be afraid】
Next was Zhou Linwan. Everyone basically guessed teacher or photographer, but the result was...
"I didn't expect Miss Zhou to be a painter." Wang Lulou finally got back into hosting mode and asked with a smile, "Then why did you think of a camera first when the sea was mentioned earlier, and not a paintbrush or something similar?"
"Because my teacher is Sheng Nian," Zhou Linwan said seriously. "He once said that my landscape paintings have form but no spirit, and he wanted me to solidify my foundation first. So I'm still in the exploration phase and don't dare to easily paint landscapes. I usually take photos with a camera first and slowly study their essence."
"It's Sheng Nian!" Mu Feng was shocked. "Is it that landscape painting master, Sheng Nian, who had his hand deliberately injured during a competition to make him withdraw, but he ended up winning the championship by holding the brush with his foot?"
"It's him." Zhou Linwan smiled and reminded him, "My teacher might also be watching the live stream. He really dislikes it when people bring up that matter. The old man has a bit of an idol burden."
"Sorry, sorry! Master Sheng, I didn't mean anything else, I really admire you!" Mu Feng quickly said to the camera.
"Hahaha, our Master Sheng must have received your apology," Wang Lulou patted him with a smile. "It's time to reveal our Qiu Yi's profession."
【Finally, it's Sister Qiu! Sister Qiu won't be some hidden big shot too, right?】
【Probably a rich girl】
【Look at her aura just now, maybe she's also a CEO】
"Okay," Mu Feng looked at the guests in front of him. "Three, two, one, show your answers!"
【Male Guest Group】
Meng Wuzhong: Police officer
Ai Yi: Served in the military
Bai Yunquan: Company CEO
Wu Shenfeng: Although I can't guess, Sister is really beautiful and cool, I love her PS: Sorry, Sister Qin, but I really like Sister Qiu, please allow me to confess my feelings ^o^
【Female Guest Group】
Ding Yuyan: Soldier
Zhou Linwan: Doctor or CEO
Ming Siwen: Bartender
Qin Qingshang: Bartender
"Wow!" Wang Lulou was surprised and said to Ming Siwen and Qin Qingshang, "Your answers are exactly the same. Siwen, did you compare answers with Qingshang?"
"No," Ming Siwen said seriously. "It's a guess. After all, Qiu Yi's outfit when she first came to the villa really looked like a bartender's. Plus, she mentioned a bar when talking about the sea earlier, so I made an assumption."
"What about Qingshang?" Mu Feng looked at Qin Qingshang.
Cat showed an awkward yet polite smile. "Uh... the night we camped on the mountain, the way she played with bottles... was very much like a bartender in a bar."
Damn it! Ming Siwen, you said my line! Mine!
Teacher Ming, who was being silently stared at by Cat, was completely unfazed...
After all, I deliberately stole your line! If you said such an official answer, how would the CP fans ship you? How would CEO Tao know you pay close attention to her? How would it show her specialness towards you? You have to say something we don't know!
It seems this love story isn't just about Tao Qiuyun needing guidance; Qin Qingshang needs guidance too!
Bad news: One carrying two, this round is a bit difficult!
Good news: This is an easy win.
Effective assist: Ming Siwen
Carrying two is crazy🤣
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