DTBS - Chapter 150
Chapter 150: Parenting Show 2: Social Death Scene
【So why aren't they opening the door yet?】
【They're not home, are they?】
【Actually, the production team showing up without notice has some drawbacks. What if they're not home because they have something else to do? Wouldn't that be awkward?】
【Open the door, open the door! Don't hide inside and stay silent, I know you're home!】
【It seems the production team really is doing a surprise visit】
【Hahahaha, maybe Sister Qin is deliberately counter-strategizing】
Just as the comments were buzzing, with a "click," the door opened...
"Qin...? Hmm?"
The accompanying director stepped forward, ready to introduce himself when the door opened, only to see the security chain still latched. Behind the door, a small head peeked out, and a soft voice, tinged with caution, asked, "Who are you?"
Tao Aiqin stood on a chair, her gaze serious. Coupled with her beautiful little face, she looked even more like a child deliberately imitating an adult's demeanor.
【Baby!!!】
【Ahhhhh, the daughter of Sister Qin and CEO Tao! I'm seeing a live one, she can move!】
【Wuwuwu, so well-behaved~】
【The dog next to her is so majestic】
The moment Tao Aiqin appeared, the comments shifted direction, their attention completely drawn to her.
"Hello there, baby," the accompanying deputy director stepped forward with a smile and spoke to the little one. "We're your mommy's colleagues. Where is your mommy?"
"How can you prove you're my mommy's colleagues?" The little cat stood on the chair, hands on her hips, and said proudly, "I won't reveal my mommy's information to scammers."
"Uh, this..." The staff member didn't know how to respond for a moment.
How to prove it? How else could they prove it? Wouldn't calling your mom out prove it?
"Baby, look," he stepped aside, letting Tao Aiqin see the cameraman behind him. "See, we brought cameras. Doesn't your mommy have these things when she works? They're here to film you. Doesn't that count as proof?"
Hearing this, the little one jumped off the chair. She reached out and picked up the small solid wood stool at her feet. Just as she was about to take a step, she likely miscalculated her center of gravity and swayed backward...
The staff members watched anxiously, unable to enter. Just as they were worried she'd fall flat on her back, the big dog suddenly ran behind her and nudged her back forcefully, stabilizing her.
"Woof woof!" Be careful!
"Thank you, doggy~" The little cat, who had put the chair down again, smiled and patted the dog's head.
【Save me! She's so cute!】
【Let me participate! Please, let me pinch her face!】
【Baby must have been scared just now? Luckily there was the doggy】
【Why let the daughter open the door? How can Qin Qingshang and the others be mothers? That's why I say young people nowadays are too impatient and don't know how to be mothers at all!】
【Having a child and not raising them properly, these two moms are really outrageous】
【Here we go again, here we go again (sigh)】
【I'll go first, a dog is more useful than you guys (dog head)】
【I am a dog, let me take care of Qinqin】
【Humans shouldn't, at least not...】
"It's good that you're okay," the accompanying deputy director wiped his sweat and continued with a smile, "Are you going to open the door for the uncles and aunties? Take your time, no rush."
"I didn't say I was going to open the door," the little one peeked out through the gap, nodding like a little adult. "It does look similar to what Mommy has at work, but that doesn't prove you're Mommy's colleagues, because you can buy props to fool me if you have money."
The implication was, "Uncle, you're still a scammer."
"...Hahaha, at such a young age, you even know the word 'fool'," the deputy director chuckled dryly and took out a tablet to show the little cat. "Look, everything displayed on this is real-time comments. It proves I'm live-streaming, so I can't be a scammer!"
The cat took the tablet, put on a serious little face, and started reading...
The comments were all about admiring her looks.
The System felt they were ridiculous. It's just a little kid, is it that big of a deal?
It complained in Tao Aiqin's head: Tsk! A bunch of ignorant humans!
Tao Aiqin, however, was reading with relish: At least I spent five hours sculpting this face. These compliments are well-deserved.
"How about it? Do you believe me now?" The deputy director looked expectant.
At a glance, you'd just think this little girl is so delicate and beautiful.
Looking closer, she's practically grown to specifically inherit the best features of her two beautiful mothers!
Hearing this, the cat raised her little head, looking innocent: "Uncle, I'm only five years old. Do you think I can understand this?"
You can't even understand it, yet you were staring at it so seriously for so long?!
My blood pressure is rising.
Seeing that he didn't respond, the little one showed a mischievous smile, held the tablet high above her head with both hands, and threatened, "I've got your fingerprint! This is evidence! When I tell the police sisters, I'll have you child-trafficking scammers caught red-handed, rounded up, and rooted out!"
【Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, look at the deputy director's expression】
【Amazing! She's so fluent with idioms, does she really not know how to read?】
【Chang Wei, you still say you don't know martial arts!】
【Qinqin: I have natural divine strength (X) This is the accumulation I brought from the womb】
【Can't stop laughing, everyone. I've heard rumors about Sister Qin before, they say she loves using idioms when she argues (dog head)】
【《Genetics》《Evolution》】
【Sister Qin did a good job with prenatal education wow】
【Darwin would call her an expert after hearing this】
The deputy director felt his low blood pressure was cured and couldn't help but raise his voice slightly: "Your idiom vocabulary is richer than mine, and you still say you don't know how to read! And you even know about fingerprints!"
Knowing so much at such a young age, are you the future Detective Conan?
The little cat seemed startled by his sudden shout. She hugged the tablet, trembling as she took a step back, her eyes moist, looking like she was about to cry.
"Woof woof woof!" You yelled at her, you're a bad person!
The big dog lowered its body, blocking Tao Aiqin, and bared its teeth at the deputy director.
System was confused: No, what are you acting here? What kind of show is this?
Tao Aiqin: Are you an idiot? Can't you tell? I'm stalling for my two unreliable moms!
System: ...6
They had been knocking on the door for a long time with no response, forcing her to bite the bullet and deal with the production team.
The longer she could stall, the better. This was the first time she hoped her two cubs, no, her two moms, wouldn't be so... enduring...
"Lower your voice," the accompanying staff members all advised the deputy director. "Look, you scared her."
The comments were also saying his voice was a bit loud just now. How could he speak harshly to such a well-behaved child!
A female staff member stepped forward to comfort the little cat who was about to cry and gave her candy.
"Pretty sister, you're a good person." Tao Aiqin took the candy and casually issued a free "good person card."
Deputy Director: "..." So you're actually judging by looks, aren't you?
【No way, cub, how can you be bought off by a piece of candy?】
【She took two (dog head)】
【Hahahahaha, a child is just a child. She trusts people after a pretty sister coaxes her. She still needs to improve her vigilance!】
【It's very dangerous. What if child traffickers really trick kids like this? I think it's better for her to maintain the vigilance she had just now】
【Sister Qin hasn't come out for so long, could they really not be home? And left the dog to watch the child?】
【Surely not... right?】
Seeing the pretty and cute little girl smile, the other staff members couldn't sit still. Their show was originally a family variety show with many children, so they had plenty of snacks prepared. Seeing someone take the first step, they immediately swarmed forward, feeding the little cat who was confined behind the main door.
"Thank you~ Big brother is a good person!" The cat thanked them softly.
"Here, here, baby, eat whatever you want!"
"Sister, this is so yummy~" The cat blinked her eyes.
"Yummy? Okay! The deputy director has more in his bag, I'll get it for you, Qinqin be good~ Wait for sister."
Deputy Director: "..."
【No, what's with their expressions, it's the same as when I fed little pandas】
【Feeding little pandas is prohibited, don't you know? Let me do it!】
【Big Cat, hehe, Big Cat, cute~】
【Don't you know you have to kick the cat after touching it! Let her know the wickedness of humans!】
【Tao Qiuyun's daughter, you're going to kick her?】
【If I kick her, will Sister Qiu kick me? (shy)】
The production team's feeding was endless. Tao Aiqin felt like she was full. Only then did she lick her lips, tuck the chocolate bar into her pocket, and let the production team members into the house.
"I've been eating for a while now and haven't fainted," the cat said confidently, leading the way with her short legs. "Looks like you're not bad guys who use knockout drugs. I believe you!"
The deputy director was pushed aside by the crowd, his figure standing outside the main door looking particularly lonely.
He looked at Tao Aiqin, surrounded by everyone...
You've been CPU'd by her, don't you know! The script wasn't supposed to unfold like this!
Humans always think they are taming cats, but in fact, they are being tamed by cats!
"I have even tastier little cookies here, Qinqin! Wait for me!" The deputy director pulled out two bags of cookies from his chest pack and ran after her.
【She's like that NPC guarding the gate, only letting you in after your favorability reaches a certain level by giving gifts】
【Production team: I didn't ask you to play us!】
【I've seen Sister Qin and Qinqin interact. I can only say, she doesn't let her daughter eat a lot of snacks. This little one is having a blast today】
【Hahahaha, is she really not standing outside deliberately to scam food?】
【To be honest, I think it's very possible】
【Qinqin: A mature cat will forage for itself】
【《Foraging》《Feeding》】
"Uncle, you're also a good person. Qinqin was wrong to misunderstand you." Tao Aiqin ate the little cookies, looking at the deputy director with sparkling eyes. "But these cookies are a bit dry. Qinqin wants some water."
"I'll get you some water, be good, you play here first." The deputy director handed the shark plushie nearby to the little cat, then went to get water...
Wait, something isn't quite right.
He turned around and looked at the staff members playing puzzles with the little cat...
Right, where are her two moms?
Just as he was thinking this, the door to a room nearby opened. Before the person appeared, their voice arrived:
"Tao Qiuyun, you're simply too much! How can you be so bad, I absolutely don't want to be on the rocking chair with you...!"
Qin Qingshang wrapped her bathrobe tightly around herself, practically sprinting out of the bedroom. The moment she came out, she saw the little cat sitting on the living room floor playing puzzles.
This kind of thing, even if her daughter heard it, she probably wouldn't understand, but...
Meeting her gaze were the members of the 《We Are Family》 production team, as well as the live-streaming camera.
Was this, a surprise visit?
"Um... Sister Qin," a young girl said, blushing, reminding her, "We're live-streaming right now. Your, your neck, that... do you want to cover it up?"
Hearing this, Qin Qingshang, who had been thinking it was just pre-recorded interview footage, felt heat rush up. In an instant, the woman's fair neck turned completely red, a color that even covered the hickey.
Her expression changed several times...
Ahhhhhhhh! I'm going to die, I'm going to die!
I want to be reborn!
Wuwuwu~
Qinqin: Uh, this...
Qin cat finally paid the price for her bluntness.
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