DTBS - Chapter 164
Chapter 164: Parenting Show 16: Prison Break Plan
He Ruotang had a lot of ideas. He removed the head and tail of a bean sprout, leaving only the bare middle section. Then he turned around and started processing the second one. He repeated this patiently until he had a large bowl full. Finally, he cracked an egg, filtered out the egg white, and after some effort, also got a large bowl of that.
It must be said, this little guy was quite capable with his hands. It seemed he had some culinary talent.
Tao Aiqin peeked over and estimated there were five or six eggs...
The System couldn't stand it: "You're talking nonsense with your eyes wide open!"
Besides wasting food, what talent was there?
Tao Aiqin: "What do you know? As far as I know, Master Abei of Juxia Lou in Sichuan has a signature dish similar to this, called something like Crystal Phoenix."
The System was shocked: "Really?!"
"Fake."
This time it was the System's turn to grumble. It didn't just grumble, it went to the System forum to complain:
【My Host just blurted out Crystal Phoenix, it's driving me crazy!】
It wrote a whole page of complaints. The Systems lurking and watching the drama, out of collegiality, left comments. One comment caused a second wave of attention:
【Wait! Wait! My Host's junior sister is from Sichuan, and her name is Abei!】
030 was startled: What?! There really is one?
It told Tao Aiqin about this.
Tao Aiqin: "You said that System's mission is to complete the plot? Then tell its Host to work hard. As long as they live happily ever after with Miss Abei and open a Juxia Lou in Sichuan, the mission will probably be over."
The System didn't believe it: "But the Hosts the Main System finds are all girls. Are they supposed to conquer girls? It's a plot-driven System."
"Only girls can understand and care for other girls. Trust me, I never lie to non-human beings."
Feeling like that sounded like an insult, Tao Aiqin changed her approach to guarantee: "A good Host doesn't lie to a good System!"
"Okay, I'll reply to it."
The System stopped arguing, and Tao Aiqin had the mind to carefully observe He Ruotang's cooking...
"Master Cat!" He Ruotang looked at Tao Aiqin, "Do you know what I'm making?"
"What are you making?" The little cat didn't know. She felt there was still a slight gap between her thinking and that of real children.
"I'm making Crystal Bean Sprouts." He Ruotang introduced it to her, his face full of pride, as if he were the smartest person in the world. "Soaking the bean sprouts in egg white makes them shiny!"
"I wish you success!" The little cat gave him an encouraging look.
"When I'm done, you'll be the first to eat it, Master." The child was very filial.
"...How about you let your parents eat it first." The little cat didn't dare to eat it, so she politely declined.
"Understood!" He Ruotang grinned, his filial piety making him strong.
The men in black:
【I can't hold back, folks, can this thing be eaten?】
【The bean sprouts are cooked mung bean sprouts, and eggs can be eaten raw, so it should be fine, right?】
【I ate this dish when I was twenty, it tasted good】
【May I ask, fellow Daoist, how old are you this year?】
【Ashamed, ashamed, I'm almost eighteen this year】
【Did you die once already!?】
【Good heavens, hahahahahaha, this guy said he's almost eighteen and got banned from the live stream】
【After all, there's an age rating (dog head eating melon)】
The man in black wearing a rabbit mask couldn't stand Tao Aiqin's idle, wandering behavior. He simply stepped forward, grabbed her, and reminded her: "You haven't made your dish yet? If you don't complete the mission, there will be a penalty."
"My skills are too profound, I'm afraid you can't handle it." The little cat put on a mysterious air.
"...We can handle it." The man in black just wanted to move things along and get her to honestly play - no, to do the mission.
"Alright," the little cat sighed, mimicking the other children, she moved a small stool, climbed onto it, leaned against the table, and rolled up her sleeves: "Let me show you my abilities."
She said she knew how to knead dough and asked the big brother in black to get her flour. Then she stopped the other children who were making food and persuaded everyone to knead steamed buns with her.
Children love group activities. It's so much fun to play together! Especially since Tao Aiqin was leading this time, Meng Huashi and He Ruotang didn't even think twice and immediately ran over to join. Seeing this, the other children also thought about it, gave up the "food" in their hands, and gathered around.
After asking Zhou Linwan about the location of the Witch Shrine, Tao Qiuyun and the others planned to explore it at night to see if the deceased young lady had any wounds on her body. However, as soon as the six of them came down the mountain, they found the children were gone.
"Qinqin!" Qin Qingshang called out while peering into the small alley. The others also became anxious, searching everywhere nearby for the children's whereabouts, but found nothing.
Dai Congxu got some melon seeds from Lu Xiaokui and watched the screen, smiling. This time he was smart. He had Zhou Linwan go down the mountain from the other side in advance, not with the guests. He was afraid that if Ming Siwen saw the children were gone, she would suddenly "add drama" again and incite his wavering NPC girl.
"What should we do?" Mu Kaitai encountered this situation for the first time. Her husband, who was familiar with the entertainment industry, wasn't here, and her daughter had also disappeared. She was really unfamiliar with the program team's routine. She asked the few industry insiders around her for advice: "Should we look for the children first, or go to the Witch Shrine?"
Qin Qingshang and Ming Siwen were still thinking about the program team's intentions. Tao Qiuyun was the first to pick up a handy wooden stick. "There are many of us. Why don't we go directly to the Witch Shrine and question that Great Witch? This matter is not trivial to begin with, and we are in the right. Once it escalates, the village chief or someone similar will naturally come out to give us an explanation. We can also use this to probe the Great Witch's true strength, killing two birds with one stone."
【Ding Yuyan: CEO Tao, are you a civet cat?】
【What civet cat?】
【Politeness! Trash input method】
【Awesome! As expected of the CEO of Chunjin, she's very good at choosing her angle and position】
【Why would a CEO have this kind of idea? Is business warfare child's play?】
【Hahahahahaha, what do you know about business warfare! So funny】
【I'll pull the plug on you (dog head)】
【Slinging mud, manipulating public opinion, pretending to be innocent, these are the tactics, these are the skills. Besides solid personal strength, it depends on who uses their skills well】
【Sometimes, in a confrontation, it just depends on who is more shameless】
Dai Congxu's melon seeds dropped. Seeing her expression didn't seem like a joke, he was momentarily at a loss for how to react...
Help, you're a CEO, not a barbarian!
Calm down!
Besides, this is a variety show, your daughter is fine!
Qin Qingshang pursed her lips, showing no emotion on her face, but she was equally eager in her heart...
Qiuqiu's suggestion is so exciting! But no, this is a variety show, and it's live. You can't completely disregard the program team. You have to understand some of the unspoken rules of the entertainment industry. Tao Qiuyun might not understand, but that doesn't mean she, who is in the industry, doesn't.
"No," Qin Qingshang shook her head and objected: "The enemy is in the dark, and we are in the open. If they use Qinqin to threaten us, we will be in a passive position. It's better for everyone to calm down for a while, find a place to sit, and discuss the next plan."
As soon as she spoke, Tao Qiuyun also didn't insist on her idea and immediately nodded in agreement, putting down the stick.
Dai Congxu slumped back in his chair, "Qin Qingshang, good! As expected of her!"
No wonder before her relationship with CEO Tao was exposed, even though she wasn't popular, her reputation in the industry was very good... She's very detail-oriented and sensible!
Everyone returned to Zhou Linwan's courtyard for no other reason than it was closer to the Witch Shrine, saving them some walking distance at night.
【Hahahaha, CEO Tao, you're so obedient! Sister Qin said one sentence, and you put down your weapon】
【Gentle embrace, hero's grave】
【That saying is nonsense. If you're lusting after someone, just say it. Don't pretend to be righteous and shirk responsibility. I'll slap you into a 360-degree spinning top and turn you from a hero into a bear】
【Bear: ?】
【Sister Nai Bai, there's no need to be so violent. Heaven has the virtue of cherishing life】
【I'm Xuezi, my girlfriend is Nai Bai】
【Huh?】
【What kind of white is she?】
【I think CEO Tao was just threatening the program team to provide clues, not actually going up to fight (eating melon)】
【Geez! Business people, so scheming!】
【CEO Tao is so obedient to Sister Qin, it seems Sister Qin has a high status in the family. I thought Sister Qin would be bullied】
【Indeed, how many female stars who marry into wealthy families have a good ending?】
【My Sister Qin is different, CEO Tao is a woman】
【Help, if you've been watching since the very beginning of the live stream of 《We Are Family》, you wouldn't think Sister Qin has low family status or would be bullied, okay (laughing loudly)】
【For example, if Sister Qin doesn't like the rocking chair, no one can force her (dog head)】
【Why are you watching the adults? Switch screens and watch the babies! Qinqin is leading her subordinates in a rebellion!】
【Ah???】
The bewildered audience switched screens and saw a live stream room with flour-covered faces. Steamed buns were flying in the air - no, steamed buns were streaking across the sky.
The children giggled, but it was tough for the group of men in black. Their black clothes turned white, and they were shedding powder everywhere, looking quite miserable.
They shouldn't have given her flour!
Who knew Tao Aiqin would use flour to create a cream war atmosphere, turning the clearly divided, clean and bright kitchen into a "smoke" battlefield.
At this moment, the little cat, wearing a string of garlic on her head as a crown, raised a white radish and shouted: "Warriors of the Cat Kingdom, charge with me!"
"Oh oh oh!" He Ruotang raised a stainless steel basin, holding a baguette that could be used as a weapon, and recited lines he learned from who knows which TV show: "Cheers to His Majesty!"
Meng Huashi was unhappy that he spoke before her, her little face flushed red. She recited the line Qinqin told her to say, her voice clear and crisp: "Cat tribe prospers, King Qinqin!"
【Understood, Qinqin is King Zhou (serious)】
【White fox! It's the white fox! Meng Huashi is the fox spirit!】
【It must be that fox spirit who bewitched the King! Let me slay her】
【Qinqin: (slaps) Impudent, this is clearly my auspicious sign!】
【Wrong, it's auspicious ray】
【The pronunciation is wrong, this business English still needs practice (dog head)】
The bullet comments were having a blast. Dai Congxu and Lu Xiaokui in the observation room were also happy, thinking the children were energetic, which was great!
Not to mention, the scene was like a play. The babies were beautiful, and every move was especially cute, making people reluctant to break their "fairy tale."
Staring at Meng Huashi, whose cheeks were flushed pink on the screen, Dai Congxu was thoughtful...
This little girl named Meng Huashi has a very good appearance. If her family isn't against her entering the entertainment industry, maybe he could talk to Director Yang and see if there are any roles this little girl could take...
Good actors are scarce, you have to start training them from childhood.
He didn't notice that the little cat was leading her large army closer and closer to the kitchen door.
The little cat appointed Mu Xinxian as the Rearguard General, having her carry a bag of flour to cover their retreat. He Ruotang was the Guard General, holding the stainless steel basin mainly to protect the young Gu Jingyou. Meng Huashi was the Strategist, and she and the little cat each carried a bag of kneaded steamed buns (crossed out) dough.
The little cat's Prison Break Plan A was quietly put into action.
Qinqin: Accumulate grain, slowly claim the throne!
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